some days I'm actually glad I'm not so good with the tech stuff
IT guy:
Ok. I got here as soon as I could. I'm going to need you to log in and ...
Coworker:
You know I know you're here to help me but I really have to finish this before I leave.
IT guy:
Right. So when you said you couldn't work and this needed to be finished immediately you meant what?
Coworker:
Well I can't work on my other computer and I can work on this one until Jan comes back Thursday.
IT guy:
So, not only can I not work on it now but it doesn't need to be fixed till next week? Glad I rushed down here. I'll come by Tuesday and we can take care of this. (leaves)
Coworker (to me):
Good God, those IT guys are all assholes.