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jenawesome:

Mindy Kaling knows exactly what the world needs

Agreed.

1 day ago

December 17, 2009

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new goal

I need to get better at this whole running thing so I can get a dog and take it for runs. This is totally doable seeing as how I can’t actually get a dog until I live in a house and have a yard and Lord knows that’s not gonna happen for while.

1 day ago

December 17, 2009

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folkinz:

suze orman was on the today show this morning and now i can’t stop saying “DENIED” & “APPROVED” to myself.

here’s some examples from my morning:

should i really buy that egg & sausage sandwich? suze should i? APPROVED

what about 2 egg & sausage sandwiches? it’s a combo deal and i’m saving money? suze? APPROVED

ok suze but what about some of that tim mcgraw cologne that’s on sale i saw while standing in line at walgreens? DENIED

suze, the cashier is asking me if i want a cookie. do i want the cookie, suze? DENIED

Suze Orman scares me. She’s loud and I’m pretty sure she’d disapprove of my spending habits. She did a book signing at the Borders I used to work at and since I failed to get the day off, I spect the better part of my shift hiding from her. It was a very trying day.

2 days ago

December 16, 2009

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i can't be sure about this but...

I think there’s a good chance that my uterus is trying to kill me. It’s bad, y’all, real bad.

3 days ago

December 15, 2009

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my friend refers to her baby as the weeble

It’s pretty cute. She’s also the only one of my friends who when I found out they were pregnant my response was a genuine “yay” and not a rather disconcerted “oh… wow.”

3 days ago

December 15, 2009

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Oh Mick Jagger, you crazy dancing fool. It’s the pelvic thrusts that really make this video.

1 week ago

December 10, 2009

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my coworker just called me a liar

Why? Because I told her I didn’t see who had taken the cans she had collected to take to the recycling bin. For the record, I didn’t see who took them and what’s more, I really don’t give a shit. I’m kind of hating all the people I work with right now. Between the excess of snark and pettiness of late and these stupid holiday parties and required meetings I’m starting to kind of hate my job.

1 week ago

December 10, 2009

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eartha kitt must be rolling over in her grave

A bitchy secretary from another department who always crashes our parties just butchered “Santa Baby” during our annual library holiday open house. I mean, it was like drunk and tone deaf bad and she clearly thinks she has the vocal stylings of Mariah Carey. I would probably be less bitter if this weren’t all happening right in front of my desk while I was trying to work but we’ll never know, will we?

1 week ago

December 10, 2009

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Plays: 875

i-am-a-kid:

Winter Song by Ingrid Michaelson and Sara Bareilles

I keep getting this song stuck in my head. Thing is, I’m not even sure I even like it. It’s kind of cheesy and there’s a part near that middle that gets on my nerves and it generally sounds like something they’d play in a Starbucks. Or maybe Old Navy. I’ve listened to it twice today.